mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

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oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

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merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

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So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

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